Stockholm's Morning Post

Empires at war !!!

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 8th

We are reporting that a first battle as occured between Silesia and Dutchland earlier today. The first news from "Pieronskie Hanysy" fields, where the battle took place, let us know that's it's a Empire's defeat and a Rebel's victory. We sent immediately some reporters to the "Royal Palais" of our ruler Ela to grab some comments about this first encounter. He did not respond saying that it was too busy to manage the last painting on the Wall of our new Cathedral in Stockholm.

Some lieutenants of our mighty dictator told us (anonymously) that the cold war ended and it was time for us to declare war openly. Major council will met tomorrow.

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War over !! SPA (Stockholm's

War over !!

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - May 14th

This morning we present to you a short interview with the last king of Sweden in LT6. With many surrenders from opponents, the King annonced earlier today that he will definitively retire.

SPA - So King. It's the end ?

The King - Yes. Sunday I said to my allies that my personnal life was changing this week. So I passed the control. Now operation Vandal is so much a success that I think that it's over. So I retired.

SPA - Yes, that last operation, Vandal, tell us more about it.

The King - Well... If I remember well, 4 transports , around 20 marines, 10 artillery, 4 cruisers, 1 destroyer. When you are at 29 tiles of any ennemy cities, you move before turn change, you attack with marines after, take the city and the rest is history.

SPA - No city could have stopped 18 or 20 marines ?

The King - nope. Most units were veterans. The only question is always : what's behind?

SPA - They could have done exactly the same to us...

The King - They almost did. Pipo took 4 cities, I dont know why he did not continue, maybe lack of units. 80% of Sweden cities were open at that moment. Funny to think. First to attack seriously, win.

SPA - A last word for our readers ?

The King - Sure ! ... Cya :)

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Peace now uncertain because

Peace now uncertain because the presence of Roman's Diplomats at the Polish border...

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 24th

King Ela sent an explicit and clear message to Rome and Silesia, on the fields of Poznan (in front of the Babylonian city of Lagash), that Sweden will not tolerate Diplomats so close of the Polish Borders.

Sweden called a council of The Empire to talk about the new Roman's Diplomats presence near our borders.

So far a kind of Peace and respect took place with Rome, with whom we share a quiet, but militarized, border. We understand that Rome wants to help Silesia and Babylon to build a new border with some ground units. We also tolerated that those units exceed in numbers our units.

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But Diplomats presence is another story
, King Ela said.

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We are now forced to build more troops to protect our Polish border, and we will probably be forced to switch government to avoid any tentative of bribery from the Rebels. We saw what they were capable of on our side of the Silesian Gulf, and we will not do the same mistake twice.

This announcement has been clearly addressed to Rebels, and King Ela asked to share it with the peoples of Sweden to explain the new government change.

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Liberation!!

Liberation!! Liberation!!!

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 24th

Our Operation Chief Officer and Liberation Commander, Gustav Vasa, has announced earlier today to our reporters that The Empire's Homeland has been liberated ! Our proud offensive ground units have taken the last Silesian city on our side of the Silesian Gulf. What was the former Dutch Homeland have been now restored.

This last battle, a great and easy victory, ended the Operation Clean-Up of which the goal was to retake our lands.

Three cities have been taken two days ago in a major offensive. King Ela said that he could not believe that Silesia gave up the city walls of Pieronskie. Many discussions took place, without any logic conclusion. Why Silesia destroyed two city walls ? Pieronskie would have cost a lot of units if their city walls did not have fallen before the attack. At this moment , it's still a complete mystery : what happened in Silesia ? Why they destroyed their walls ? Some questions, we are afraid, will never be answered...

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King Ela announce that

King Ela announce that Sweden will try to live in peace with his new neighbours England, Babylon and even Silesia

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 19th

King Ela announce today that Sweden will defend itself and will not attack. He said earlier today :

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Negociation with Silesia failed, that's true. But Sweden has proved that it can stay in a quiet peace state with many nations. We did not attack Roma so far and did not attempt to bribe or to kill any of his units. More, Roma used many workers along the border without any troubles. Roma even used a Galleon near our coast and we did not attack it. So I think that Sweden has proved that it's possible to live in peace with The Empire. It's why we are asking to our new neighbours Babylon and England to choose peace instead of war. Sweden does not have any intention to go further than what was former borders of Poland.

King Ela also answered this to our reporter, who was asking if we were ready to defend ourselves in Poland :

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We sold everything we found up there, dude. That was a huge amount of money to buy musketeers. We also dropped some more. We already have 38 Swedish and Ukrainians units to defend ourselves in Poland. And we can do more if we are forced to do so.

Earlier today, the new Swedish citizens in Poland made many appeals and demands for peace. Swedish peoples in Stockholm also went in the streets to call nations to live in peace.

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Dragon's Breath reports and

Dragon's Breath reports and negotiations between The Empire and Silesia failed

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 17th

Few minutes ago, we received an official statement from our Headquarters that announce the results of Operation "Dragon's Breath" :
- 10 cities taken
- 2 cities destroyed
- 16 grounds units involved in the first battles, no defeat
- 3 Swedish units and 3 Ukrainian units waiting as reinforcements

King Ela made another announcement about our war with Silesia, Babylon and Poland. Poland has just retired from the war few hours ago. King Ela said that peace negotiations has been conducted with Silesia and at a moment we were near an agreement. Unfortunately The Empire's demands were a little bit too much for Silesia, and negotiations failed.

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The year 750 BC will forever

The year 750 BC will forever be remembered as the year of Victory! Marduk, king of Holland, extends his joyful congratulations for the complete success of Operation Overlord! Mambru of Ukraine and Elavoie of Sweden, your honour is immortal!

Former allies of Maho: as we said earlier, you have no obligations to Maho anymore. Please reconsider your relations with us, this applies to each of Maho's former allies. The world has changed, new possibilities have emerged. Feel free to contact any of us for a renewed relation with us. The alliance of Sweden, Ukraine and Holland is not stubborn, we are willing to forgive&forget old wars and look to the future. If you are equally openminded then a very bright future is possible.

- My name is Marduk, king of kings! Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

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Victory !! Victory !!! SPA

Victory !! Victory !!!

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 17th

Our Army Chief Operator and Liberation Commander (ACO&LC), Gustav Vasa, report to our king the biggest victory ever for Sweden!!!

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Operation "Dragon's Breath" is more than a success, it's far more what we expected in our best dreams. Polish cities were almost undefended (in fact some have nothing) with usually one war unit per city without city walls. This operation has been literally a piece of cake.
Gustav Vasa said.

King Ela told to our reporter that he was surprise that Poland was so poor defended beside the 3 Ironclads we encounter at sea.

Swedish people are celebrating in the streets of Stockholm.

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Overlord a success!! The

Overlord a success!! The population of Sweden is taking a big breath waiting latest news...

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 17th

King Ela annonced, few minutes ago, that the operation "Overlord" was completed and successful, for the rest of our troops who did pass the Ironclads barriers.

First landing occurred yesterday when 5 war units of our Country, secretly land in Poland. After some battles, 3 was remaining this morning.

Second landing occurred at first lights this morning when 13 Swedish war units land in 3 different places in Poland. At this moment Battles have begun. The name of this new operation is "Dragon's Breath".

More news to come very shortly!

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First defeat at sea SPA

First defeat at sea

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 17th

Very early this morning, our Supreme Naval Chief Operator (SNCO), Prince Karl, admitted to our reporters that a huge secret operation was ongoing since 12 turns. This operation was named "Overlord" and has the plan to land about 29 Swedish war units plus about 6 Ukrainian war units in Poland.

The problem was, Prince Karl said, that the major part of our fleet was made of old caravels meanwhile Polish navy has at least 3 Ironclads.

What was supposed to happen, did happen. Two days ago, Polish Ironclads caught about 4 Swedish vessels for a lost of 8 Swedish ground units, and only 21 remaining at sea.

Prince Karl said that this major defeat was never published to not jeopardize the rest of the operation still going on. Prince Karl said that more news will come in few hours.

maho's picture

Well, it's nice that you're

Well, it's nice that you're writing about your victories. But why you keeping silence about your naval looses?

ela's picture

Another great victory at

Another great victory at sea!! But an island faith still uncertain...

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 13th

Supreme Naval Command report that 1 frigate caught a Galleon near "Maho's Beach Club and Resort". After an heroic naval battle, our navy sunk the Galleon. However, our lost were also heavy. The heroic frigate, that is now a wreck, will try to reach nearest harbor as soon as possible.

Civilians of "Maho's Beach" are waiting with anxiety, but in cheers their heroes.

Supreme Naval Command report that the battle save the faith of the island for a while, but not forever. "Maybe Sweden has gone too far" Prince Karl said. Without money, and capacity production, rumors tell that the island will be on sale soon before Sweden loose it.

Civilians hope that peace, the only hope, will keep the island in the Swedish nation.

Babylon, if you want your

Babylon, if you want your heavy chains to be broken then let us know, and we will fight for your freedom!
Dutch are funny... :-)

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Marduk, king of all

Marduk, king of all Netherlands, confirms in a short press statement that Babylon is now included in the Rebel camp. A Babylonian musketeer has joined the siege of Colonia Nordica Tertius, thereby declaring de facto war to the alliance of The Netherlands, Sweden and Ukrain and it's many friends. He expresses his pity with small Babylon, chained to the warlike Silese and Polish, dragged into a war that is not of his making. Babylon, if you want your heavy chains to be broken then let us know, and we will fight for your freedom!

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Our King Ela confirm that we

Our King Ela confirm that we are openly at war with Silesia, Babylone and Poland

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 9th

You can read a part from our special report. King Ela said earlier today :

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The cold war has ended. I'm calling a major conscription. The funny farm is over and Sweden will help the Empire (Dutchland, Sweden, Ukrain) to fight back against the Rebels. We also include Babylonians in this war since Babylonian troops were seen with Silesian troops many times last week.
"

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Fog helped Silesian vessels

Fog helped Silesian vessels to escape near cape Jelenia!

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 9th

Our naval headquater report that Silesian vessels escape from our major west fleet, near Jelenia Gora, earlier today. A unexpected fog on the sea, helped the vessels to retreat in Silesian gulf. Our naval troops did not pursue further, and step back.

At this moment, report says that the control of Silesian's gulf entry is still unclear and for this reason, we are not able to claim our naval supremacy over Silesia yet.

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Second victory at sea near

Second victory at sea near Sigtuna!!

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 9th

At first light in the morning, our naval chief operator, Prince Karl, surprise a Silesian galley. The little boat got no chances and sank in less than 20 seconds. "

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We all feel sorry for sailors who were on board
" Prince Karl says.

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Invasion confirmed!! Latest

Invasion confirmed!! Latest news.

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 8th

Our army chief operator and liberation commander, Gustav Vasa, in command of all ground units, says that he will send a regiment of soldiers to wash the mess. We asked him if he consider the supposition of a friendly circus tour given by Silesia to apologise for his sins. He said that was not a serious option for now, even if it was considered when the "landing" news first arrive.

Here his quote about the event :

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We did not receive any invitation for a horse show. We checked with every embassy, and none, I must say "absolutely none", did receive any invitation, or any ticket for a circus show, nothing at all. So it's obvious that it's not a circus tour to amuse us. Even if actually, it's funny. But I'm not sure that's what they want as an objective. They don't have even a Dragoon! So I can assure the peoples of Sweden that this mess will be washed quickly. All mothers and babies can sleep well tonight.

We thank Gustav Vasa, our liberation commander, to watch for us the evil Silesian soldiers.

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Invasion!! Invasion!! SPA

Invasion!! Invasion!!

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 8th

Last news. Some Ducth's spies report to our headquarter that two Silesian circus units just land not very far from Sigtuna earlier today. Report says that for now we still don't know if those silly knights are here for a peace road show circus tour or for a tentative and pathetic attack on Sigtuna or on a Dutch city.

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First victory at sea!! SPA

First victory at sea!!

SPA (Stockholm's press agency) - April 8th

Our naval's operations chief operator, Prince Karl, report our first victory at sea near Kiruna. He says to our reporters this morning :

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When I woke up this morning, our flagship was damaged and a wreck was sinking about 200 yards of my cabin. I did ask what happen to the captain. He said "I don't know, someone shot, we fired back, they sunk. Period.".

At the moment of the report, we still don't know which nation sent a fleet near Kiruna's beach. We will ask to all nations to report any lost at our "lost and found objects" department. We will please to give them back somes bullets found on ship's deck.

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ela's picture

It's only to listen

It's only to listen classical music. ;-) After all, it's the J. S. Bach's Cathedral.

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But we don't go to church

But we don't go to church here in Sweden.... So I'm wondering if Cathedral is more of a personal resort?